THE DARKNESS GOD OF ALL
WELKOM TO MY PAGE
YOU BETTER BE A COOL GROWNUP LIKE ME IF YOU WANNA HANG BITCHES!!!
NOT FOR UNDER 18'S KIDDOS AND OTHER DUMBSH*iTS LIKE MY BROTHER (FR*CK YOU JACKIE THATS A GIRLS NAME)
BOYS CAUSING CHAOS TO PROVE THAT LIFR DOESNT EVEN MATTER (a good song)
dumb christians lol wheres your gosd? go ahead prey to god ask him for help
PRACcticing crushing a weak hoopmin city (f*rick hoomins()
GOING GOBLIN MODE (this is the last thing you u you see before you DIE mfer!!!) noho (nobodu knows what this looks like cause there's NO WITNESSES)
Me pretending to be normal human and just be drinking but keeping the anger down (it happens...). A tribute to my fave friend XxX_sonichuMayor_xXx
"Moppi Kotka" was a just you're average teenager dude. OR AT LEAST THATs what dumbass mfers at school (like jackie and his dumb girlfriend thinks) thinks but in fact he was a super siyan chaos emerold hybridknown as PIRATE EAGLE in his home realm. he was merely pretending to be a normal treenager to pass lyk the rest of them... While listening to linkin park (coolest band ever) in his room his dumbass dad came in and told him to study else he wouldnt get a f*ckin job (gay) and pirsatte totally looked at him lime this:
(copyright marvel or some sh*it idk)
and said:
I AM THE FIRE THAT BURNS INTO THE NIGHT
I AMM AM THE DARK THAT ENVELOPED THE LIGHT!!
I AM THE INEVORTABILITY OF DEATH THAT COMES FOR US AlLL!!!
AND DARKNESS GODS DO NOT DO MATHS CLASS nor take those STIPID PILLS the doc makes me take
And my dhmbass dad who once made me apologise to that dumbass b*tch at thr store for calling her a fattie (she was a fattie tho) suddenly CRUMBLED INTO ENTROPY DUST
I made sure to tell him at the LAST MOMENT HE DIEDS that "yeah well souls dont exist and heaven doesnt exitst. But let me tell you...
MY FAVE SONG AND THEME (play this and IMAGINE how f**cking cool this is)_)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNANw6aHB4
And then he crumbled into entripy dust. Id say his soul went to hell but hell cant be seyentifically proven so yeah he just went into the void (we all go into the void lol deal with it?? dumb christians, fr*uck gorge bush)
after THAT pirate (going by his cool real name not his dumb gay homo hoomin name) and goes around killing those who cross his poatths and annoys him!
has rweally cool s*x all the time with really hot babes (not GUYS he isnt GAY stop sayiong it jackie omg)especially with hot babes like mary at school
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guess this means DDONT F*CK WITH ME!!! STOP THINKING THIS ISNT SERIOUS, ILL KOLL YOU M'FERS!
Stoip telli g my bulliers at school and especially my dumb *ss DAD aboyt my site!
Fellow cool bro'ss (not friends, dark energy gods dont beed friends)
Torvid the kinkgslayer (big cool badda*s grypohon weho stomps his enemies into dust_)https://torvid.torvid.net/
Smowl (he might be small but he is a mighty wise owl smarter than most people (including girls lol)) https://smowl.torvid.net/
MY COOL WEBITE (WARNING 18 ONLY DONT F*CKING ENTIER IF YOURE NOT AN AFULT??? REYTARD? https://www.furaffinity.net/user/pirateeagle/
SORRY GUYS I DONT KNOW HOW TO HYPERLINK YET LOL
And yeah also check out my myspace page for more cool sh*t